I want to start a business. My product will be property on the planet Saturn. I will sell you your future dream home for cheaper than anyone else will! I will also add our astroid insurance package for only 99.99 a month!
I want to use a talking paramecium as a spokesperson, after all if a gecko can do it, why not a single celled paramecium?
Who would like to join me on my business venture?
Congrats Bob Smith you are now part of my company. I must admit there has not been much demand for the insurance policy. Perhaps its a tad too high? No matter, I still have the monopoly on real estate on Saturn!