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I want to start a business. My product will be property on the planet Saturn. I will sell you your future dream home for cheaper than anyone else will! I will also add our astroid insurance package for only 99.99 a month!
I want to use a talking paramecium as a spokesperson, after all if a gecko can do it, why not a single celled paramecium?

Who would like to join me on my business venture?
Congrats Bob Smith you are now part of my company. I must admit there has not been much demand for the insurance policy. Perhaps its a tad too high? No matter, I still have the monopoly on real estate on Saturn!

4 Thoughts on Who wants to buy property on Saturn?
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    SmartA$$
    November 18, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    I too would like to sell things that I do not own and have absolutely no value. I know a guy who owns some ocean front property in Phoenix Arizona, I’ll sell it to you dirt cheap.

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    Rebecca
    November 18, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    This is a serious section of the site where people come for serious issues the play around children’s section is known as Polls and Surveys.

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    Buyer's Agent 80228
    November 18, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    Saturn is made up of gas, not solid material.
    Good luck building a house on a cloud of gas!

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    Bob Smith
    November 18, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    I would like to know how much demand there’s been for the insurance package at $ 99.99 a month. Have you thought about an ipo? I’ll join you.

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