I am openly soliciting people with beach front property who believe in global warming. As you know, we are going to be inundated by the ocean in a few years (apparently sooner rather than later). Your current million dollar home will be swamped by millions of tons of sea water. Your investment/home will become worthless in less than 10 years.
I am your only hope. I will purchase your beach front property (for pennies on the dollar) and save you from owning a yard full of sea weed and sharks. You know the property of your house and property will be worth nothing in a few short years. Out of the generosity of my heart, I am willing to buy your property and save your life (you can thank me later). Let’s say you own a 1.7 million dollar home. Instead of getting zero out of it in 5 years, I will pay you $ 5,000 now. I know this is almost unbelievable how generous I am. Time is of the essence. E-mail me now.
Also, being that no bank will invest in property which is about to be washed out to sea, I am sure they are not providing loans to beach front property. If they are, should this not be considered illegal as they are helping someone lose their house (like allowing building in a flood plain).?