To Be 6 Again
To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his, wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror . On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!' The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
Categories: Xmas Tags: birthday, death-slide, dress, expression, happy-meal, her-expression, lucky-charms, mirror, morning, roller-coaster, screaming, wife
The Birth Control Pill is 50-years-old Today (5/7)
Happy Birthday Pill !!!! An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I’d like to have some birth control pills. " Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills? " The woman responded, "They help me sleep better. " The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep? " The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice and I sleep better at night. " Message Edited by Myownoasis on 05-07-2010 02:31 PM
Categories: Xmas Tags: better-at-night, birth-control, birthday, doctor, doctor-thought, elderly-woman, granddaughter, happy-birthday, myownoasis, orange-juice, possible-use, sleep-better, the-doctor, woman-responded
Walmart money card sucks
I got a Walmart money card from my mom for my birthday, I thought it was a gift card hehe. To use it I had to activate it online, once I did that they sent me a money card with my name on it and an agreement that told me that if I activate or use my temporary or this new card that I have agreed to it. That's total crap, how can I agree to an agreement I haven't seen? Anyway the agreement told me I would be charged a $3.00 per month fee for activating the temp or permanent card. So I spent 30 minutes going through the usual foreign phone system to get to someone to cancel it, and even after canceling it, I still am not sure if they will try to charge me the $3.00 fee. It bugged me so much that I am seriously considering canceling my Walmart credit card because of it, hehe.
Categories: credit-cards Tags: activate-or-use, agreement, birthday, credit-card, minutes-going, money-card, phone-system, temporary, the-agreement, usual, walmart
Drake Partying At DJ Clue's B-Day Party : DEF PEN RADIO 71.8
Drake Partying At DJ Clue's B-Day Party. ... Drake was seen at Club M2 Ultra Lounge in New York attending DJ Clue's Birthday party. Pictures are credited to AllEyesOnWho. Drake Partying At DJ Clues B Day Party ...
Categories: Clues Tags: birthday, Clues, drake-partying, party, partying, seen-at-club, ultra, ultra-lounge
NIT Season Tip-Off Bracket – UCONN | Men's Basketball
NIT Tip -Off 2009.jpeg. UConn is the No.2 in the 2009 NIT Season Tip -Off and will open play in the tournament at home against Colgate November 16. Duke, the No.1 seed in the 16-team tournament, is the top-seed, meaning the Huskies and ...
Categories: tip Tags: anthony, august-12, birthday, bracket, college, country, first-four, picture, recruiting, season, sports, tip, tournament, uconn, university
Q-Tip for MJ Tribute & Mos Def Moonwalks!
On Saturday, August 29 - what would have been Michael Jackson's 51st birthday - Q- Tip presents “Long Live the King! A Birthday Celebration for Michael.
Categories: tip Tags: 51st-birthday, birthday, birthday-celebration, king, live-the-king, michael, michael-jackson, saturday, tip
Want A Good Tip? – SavingAdvice.com Blog
I did not complain, however, because I would have given the server more than 18% anyway, since the math at 21% would have allowed me to leave $15 without asking for change and because I routinely tip above 20% when I take up a table ...
Categories: tip Tags: advertising, birthday, food-groceries, friends, media, patron, server, tables, time, tip
Submitted Tips from Readers
Tip Junkie promotes creative women and their amazing tips and products. From home decor, crafts, tutorials, scrap projects, entertaining, birthday parties, gift ideas, giveaways, Mom-prenuers, and more!
Categories: tip, tips Tags: birthday, candle, christmas, embossed, entertaining, knitting, organization, scrap-craft, tutorial
Tiny Talk » Blog Archive » Inspiration Board: A Blue's Clues …
This is one of my favorite Nickelodeon inspiration boards yet. From the adorable Blue's Clues cupcakes to the strings of ...
Categories: Clues Tags: accessories, baby, birthday, business, children, Clues, ideas, invitations, nickelodeon, party, tiny-talk